My left leg- nay, my ankle, leg, and hip!- are killing me. Like, I am ready to gnaw it off in the same manner that Pussycat chewed his hind leg (before the vet figured out that he was having an allergic reaction to his food and switched his diet to some expensive food made from  Read more »

Football season is upon us. My sweet husband has been abducted by pod people and replaced by a clone wearing a Dolphins jersey, clutching a Nerf football (also bearing the Dolphins logo) in one hand and the Tivo remote in the other. Soon he will begin demanding cheese dip served in a football-shaped crockpot and  Read more »